"am i going to need to invest in sleep-earplugs? are you a screamer/grunter/moaner/wall-banger? "
"as long as i am sober enough to help it, there will be no sex in the champagne closet.
maybe i'll just use the basement. . . please make sure all your laundry is finished before last call on any given night of the week. "
"in there....ewwwwwwieeeeee it smells like cat pee sometimes.
ew ew ew ew ew ew you shall not use the basement i do not need to hear you gettin yo freak on.
an act of sexing in the basement will be seen as an act of war. "
insightful idiocy one email at a time
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